Hoy encontré estos facts sobre el omnipotente héroe de acción Chuck Norris. Hacía rato que no reía tan duro...- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- Chuck Norris can speak braille.
- On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
- If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.
- Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
- Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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